She’s got nothing on a lusty argonian maid.
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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lizard milk > cat milk
Lizards don’t produce milk, humanoid lizard breasts are therefor entirely for sexual reasons.
Tbf, aren't the argonians in lore basically magically bioengineered by some intelligent trees in order to have a means to keep tabs on and defend themselves from the world outside their forest? It's not really absurd for them to have some mammalian traits if they're intentionally designed to interact with mammals and not naturally evolved. (actually, is anything naturally evolved in that setting, rather than being directly designed by deities?)
The snow elves were made blind and gross by the deep elves!
Well, not like "ape to hominid" evolved. More like "Babylonian to Iran".
But I also don't think we have much game lore about some of the origins of pre-Atmorans and pre-Yokudans.
I agree. Though I was hesitant to upvote since upvotes are public.
thank goodness replies are private
No sorry they hold nutrients for eggs
I mean, not with that kind of attitude they don't.
More fetishisation of Khajiit women from the Nord Supremacist far right. The beast ancestries want equal rights, not your dicks! /j
It's a real shame that both khajits and argonians sound like 80 year old smokers.
God Howard couldn't let them be too fuckable, I guess.
What do you mean, doll?
Speak for yourself, some people are into that
They look like they would eat me as soon as I feel asleep
Now you're thinking like a true son of Skyrim!
That's how I want to go.
That's what makes it exciting!
Only if you have coin.
all the races in skyrim seem less magical and kind of weird since I grew up and learned that Nords are just white people and khajit are sinti/roma, redguards are black people etc.
although.. I could see a cool mod or a future installment with like a really cool khajit shanti town or something
She has sex if you have coin.
Or moon sugar
do khajiit females have six or eight tiddies?
Dunno. Every time I try to count them they yell for the guards.
cougars*
This is the first I'm heading of this 'Nord Loneliness Epidemic'
Either that, or argonian. No in-between for me.
Only if you have coin.
Nords don't take kindly to your weird furry bullshit.
Oh no! Anyway...
You're going to spend your whole life being 'normal?'
Sounds pretty weird to me, life's too short for conformity
- basically the entire userbase of pawb.social
Nah, I'm crazy as fuck just not crazy enough to want to fuck animals.
yeah. if i were an animal fucker i'd post a meme about bosmer wives.
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