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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

That's what I said.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

Computer: "...and the correct horse battery staple I rode in on?!"

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

password

Password

Password!

Password!1

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

1qaz@WSX for the creatively lazy

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I don't pick passwords, I generate them.

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 months ago

i ate a lot of people's food from the fridge when i got my first real job. I was working overnight and always forgot to bring something to eat, and nothing was open after 2. No one ever said anything and I never thought much of it at the time, but looking back, holy shit i was an asshole.