No, I'M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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This one time, at banned camp
I threw a fit and got fussy.
Oh yeah? We're you too woke? Did you suggest that trans people and immigrants deserve human rights? Did you imply that fascism or genocide is bad?
Or maybe you just enjoyed that the voices of people that did were silenced in secret?
Nah, I just thought it sounded like "I stuck a flute in my pussy."
And I know the tesseract person threw a fit and got fussy.
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The Tesseract dev turned me into a newt!
Did it get better?
I mean I rather liked it actually.
No, I'm banned on Tesseract.
That's actually hilarious. Please tell me it's actually 3D printed and not AI.
I thought I'd seen the post for this, but this is the person selling them for a buck fifty.
Or if you have your own 3D printer, posted the design too.
I am not confident AI would be able to so authentically recreate fdm 3d printer defects. Looks rather authentic to me.
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Ah shit it's it Solipsism Saturday again isn't it
It would actually be quite interesting to see what Lemmy looks like with this list in place, it will probably just be Lady Butterfly and a handful of others. He even banned Violet.
How did lady butterfly not get banned? She posts LGBT and feminist stuff.
I guess she was mild enough that she didn't piss him off?
I assume only those who the dev ran into got banned.
Certain communities he banned entirely so maybe she just posts to banned communites? (What happened to quokka and definetelynotJessica, I believe)
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I'm not banned on Tesseract, because I'm a big dick and the Tesseract dev loves big dicks.
i'm not (yet)
but i did get a downvote from the tesseract dev
Yes, me too, but the list is so long almost every active user is on it.
Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I'm blocked, and I'm the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!
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Did someone backup the list?
I just got back from a 2-week holiday and missed the event, now it has been taken down and I'm dying of curiosity.
Old and busted: Reddit bans
New hotness: Tesseract bans
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Okay, but have you considered:
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Not even once. No shell, feet don't march, no tail bump. Not interested.
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I’m not sure, 🐢 is the iconography of my whole entire marriage. I mean, my house is named Turtlehouse!
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Yep
I assume it's because I despise Zionists, would happily see every conservative burn and look forward to the fall of the US (once I get my fiancée out of there)
In case I'm not banned on tessaract (spelling?) I hate zionists as well and conservatives have been the worst in the US and for the US since the beginning
Yep! (And proud of the distinction)
I have no idea what Tesseract is, but I'm a bit annoyed that I'm not on the list. What do I need to do?
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Upvoted because Spartacus. One of Kubrick's best. (Even though he disowned it)
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I didn't make the list. I need to be more active.
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