With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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Nice try, still not vaping
Im so good at it 😌
Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated
Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation
Jokes on you!
If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway
"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"
*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.
When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊
Not with this nickname please
Don't worry, I'm 18+ 😘
Damn, how many classes you fail??
ass > class
Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
Blowiecop
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it
Mmm the taste of some salty science