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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 32 points 10 hours ago

Reminds me of the Tosh line: "being an ugly woman is like being a man -- you're gonna have to get a job."

[–] socsa@piefed.social 30 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Electronic girls implies the existence of Magnetic girls, who are a function of the divergence of the E-girl field.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 hours ago

that also implies electeomagnetic girls

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Come on egirls. You have to change with the times. Maximise your potential. AI can't sell used bath water and you can create an infinite supply.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 39 points 12 hours ago

Soon there will be AIgirls that sell cooling water from data centres.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

They could pretend to be AIs, though that would be a despicable thing to do.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Personally, I prefer real women face to face, but I guess that's because that's all I've ever had. I don't get this hiding in phones thing.

If you're never going to meet them anyway, you might as well talk to the one that strokes your ego better, I suppose.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Eh, yes... Because that is what a normal human prefers. There are no AI "girlfriends" , they dont exists, they are fucking software programs.

How insane is this society to even use the name AI girlfriend.

[–] mandolrain@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Embrace monke. Look at trees instead of screen. Happy sex with tree

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There’s a movie with something like this, is it Her? Where they hire a sex worker to embody the AI girlfriend, I don’t remember how it turns out though. I can see it becoming that, the AI does all the safe work then a real woman has to show up and put her body and wellbeing on the line.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

This is Her. The guy gets super uncomfortable about it and they call it off

[–] bilouba@jlai.lu 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Thank you, too many AI movies going around these days

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 77 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I think profiting of the loneliness of people is wrong no matter who does it

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 47 points 15 hours ago

Sure, but I think the soulless corp hoovering up the profits with faceless entities is more to blame here than the actual human giving their time to others.

The latter scenario is just someone trying to survive in this fucked up world. The former is the ones who did the fucking doing even more to fuck the world.

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world -1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Crazy how you think that the customer is the exploited one in a sex work situation. Loneliness doesn’t excuse contributing to a situation where someone must sell such an intimate part of their humanity to have a good life.

I feel for the lonely person, too, but I don’t excuse their bad choice to engage in prostitution.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Why is prostitution a "bad choice"? The first half of your comment leads the reader to believe you think sex workers are exploited but then slap them in the face. What do they have to excuse? People pay them for a service. Just as a cake decorator takes money from people making the bad choice to engage in marriage

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 43 points 15 hours ago

Sarah McLachlan music For just 50 cents a day you can sponsor an egirl in need....

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 81 points 18 hours ago

Time for a government bailout.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 59 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Can we all agree eGirls are still better than AI?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 32 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Only in the sense that piss is better than shit

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Piss is leagues ahead of shit

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 6 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I've never paid someone to shit on my face

[–] JustRalph@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 points 11 hours ago

I know this one. You would never have a garbanzo bean on you :)

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 4 points 13 hours ago

If you're from the US: it's called taxes there..

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

“Playing Kendrick Lamar”

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 38 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 37 points 17 hours ago

Fake - no girls in the internet

Gay - OP is attracted to dudes

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

I'm half thinking that the real problem is that men who give money to women they are in parasocial relationships with like younger women and that she has aged out of the business at the tender age of 20.

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

2 AI, 1 cup.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They found a product they like better.

Maybe this hypothetical egirl needs to step up her game.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Should have pivoted to feet pics before it became a meme

There's ai feet pics too now it's all fucked

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -1 points 12 hours ago

We are talking about people here, eGirls already do too much to deal with mens need for attention from women, giving them fake attention.

It doee not solve the core problem, however.

Broke girls, and redundant guys.

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 17 hours ago

AI has finally gone too far!