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I never had this problem when I was younger. Until the day I had a medical examination to be drafted and they wanted me to give them a urine sample and I couldn't. They offered me lots of water (which I drank) but still I couldn't pee for what felt like an hour. Ever since I had problems relaxing.
Sit sit sit on the urinal!
Would you prefer to hold it for me?
Anaconda (2025)
The wise learn from the knowledge of their elders. Heed my words younglings: Don't push too hard to try to start. It might push out a massive noisy fart.... Or worse
In the bathroom? Who cares? It's the one place farts are expected/allowed/celebrated whatever your kink. But in no world should it be shunned to fart in a bathroom.
This is definitely why I sit to pee and it has absolutely nothing to do with being an egg at all.
"weener"?
Yeah, for when you wee.
Oh, really. What are we going to call the butt, a "poop-er"? Wait...