Clearly God wants me to have that. Wait that's what a Christian would say.
I'll find the original owner
this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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As a child of satan I give it to charityXD
New mountain bike
Burn it. EZ
Return it, no doubts
I would buy a $5 hot dog.
Wallet? What wallet?
That's either bribe money, or been left there by the police
If your god allows substitutional atonement then just take the money and ask your god for forgiveness instead of the person you took it from
Donation to the poor son! Me!
Also that is what? $10k?
So nothing crazy
That is absolutely bait. Nothing good can come from getting anywhere near it.
I guess this is supposed to be money (not a bag of waste paper)? Bring it to the lost-and-found office or police, if nobody is around.
And no, my parents aint god.
Ask for forgiveness. Easier than asking for permission.
What ~~money~~—err—~~wallet~~
Finders keepers
If I were a child of God, I would take the money as a 'blessing and sign from God that my deeds on earth should be rewarded.' Thus is the gospel of supply-side Jesus.
Maybe 10-15K? Buy a reall cool 3d printer?
I'd never steal from Santa, 'cause that ain't right.
If I were in the wallet owner's position, I'd want to be taught a lesson!
Obviously going to use that money to put some child touchers in the government, duh
how much you wanna bet those are those fake $100 bills with bible quotes on the back admonishing you for being greedy?
Check if its real then keep, simple as~
if you lost this, your Fuckin stupid and deserve to lose this much open cash. may your cartel boss simply endebt and let you keep your finger and knees in one piece.