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[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 26 points 1 hour ago

I used a photo I found online from my local governments department of transport. The name was "Sam S. Sample" with a photo of Mr Bean. So far Reddit, discord, and pornhub have all accepted it.

I'm in my 30s but fuck giving my government ID to random American corporations with a history of data breaches.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"That man belongs in a museum."

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago

Picture taken sometime after defeating the sea people

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 50 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Well he's clearly over the age range, I don't see an issue.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 14 points 2 hours ago

Well that just means they're even older!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

thanks to France, they required the passport to be transferred there, so Egypt printed one

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Also, sadly this is not that real passport. You can tell (at a minimum) because the first machine-readable passports were issued in 1980, and Egypt didn't start issuing MRPs until 2008.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn't owned by the bloody Hittites

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Funny enough, there are villages in eastern Anatolia that are not on the government maps.

They do trade with other towns and have gas, cars etc but population is mainly native to the land like Kurdish.

So there are actual non-zero chances that there is some hidden ancient Hittite village last recorded by Alexander the Great's empire, and the Persians/Romans who conquered a fort nearby later didn't survey that particular location before assuming they control its area now, so the village kinda has been sitting there enjoying not paying any taxes; and an actual bloody hittite from that place could leave their rural town today to go get an id and work at tumblr hq.

At least in my history-adjacent fanfic that I just came up with.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

[–] timmaeus@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

This age verification garbage is actually the (final) reason why I moved to Lemmy lol

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

🎶 The man in gauze! The man in gauze! 🎶

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 hours ago

What's your offer?!

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don’t you mean banana gods

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

I always thought it said 'Commands the Gods' as a kid

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

How can this be! The AI used to search the image is top notch! It's the LATEST tech!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I’ve never seen anyone put their profession on their passport.

I suspect this might be fake.

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 6 points 2 hours ago

He has a license to drive a chariot between Sunrise and Sunset.

[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

thats how we get cursed, do you want to get cursed?!?!