I hope everyone looking at this knows why it's a bad idea. Imagine drowning in liquefied whale guts when the skin splits and you fall in.
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
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Yes but do you know what is a great idea?
Blowing up the whale with dynamite. This is always a good idea.
Blasted Beyond Believable Bounds? My Blubber?
It's more likely than you think.
I don't even know how they are able to withstand the smell. Did they kill the whale themselves so it's still fresh or something?
Also aren't whale carcasses also prone to explosion due to the pressure caused by the decay?
Not only that but they are a dinner alarm for sharks.
That's alright with me
I knew someone who grew up very poor in rural coastal Alaska. Something like this was her idea of a great time: when she and her sisters found a bloated seal washed up in the beach they used it as a trampoline.
Imagine all the sharks being attracted there for an easy meal.
Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids
Stinky