"Good luck on the dp"
Absolutely incredible
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I think many people don't enjoy DP as much as they think they might, and I actually entered the comments just to see if anyone else was saying this, but no
Doesn't seem like a difficult goal to achieve. The first one, I mean.
Well there you go, set achievable goals for yourself. The challenge can come from a stretch goal, which I am sure she also had in mind.
If you want to trust the people involved, it’s a lot harder.
“No anal with randos” is a rule you learn pretty fast.
More like 'thrust the people involved'.
If it was easy, I would have had some DP by now.
The are apparently some clubs for activities, Craigslist, dating/hookup apps, and if all else fails you can walk around certain parts of town with a sandwich board.
Now I want to know what that sandwich board would look like. Would it be artistic and sexy or just use three words in an easy to read font?
I am thinking you wear ONLY the sandwich board
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Hell, even just trying for the second one feels like the first one sometimes.
Both are admirable aspirations! And remember, if one doesn't work out, you can always try the other.
In which order?
Is that Violet08 Twitter handle?
Well, other women exist, and some of them get horny.
Haha it really is a similar tone.
In case anyone is really wondering: Stella Barey is the porn actress who later went on to launch Hidden, as an alternative to OnlyFans. No idea how that project is going, though.
Onlyfans actually went through a bit of a phase were they actually considered banning pornography (because that wasn't actually the original intention of the site so when it became popular for that they weren't initially happy about it) but then they realized that was stupid.
Throwback to Tumblr
What was the original intention?
Basically patreon, but somehow it ended up with something else.
People still think violet isn't a bit?
It's called suspension of disbelief
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'lifelong'... Hmm.
Yeah, imagine aunt Mabel asking the classic "What you wanna do when you grow up?"
I want to be steam trained.
I can only guess it's some kind of doggy style...?
Half of lemmy is unironically like this.
They just shove it in without care or context, I hope homegirl has better XD
Which? The dp announcement or commenting their hopes and dreams?
The unasked for political whingeing, realized sexual achievement isn't very Lemmy XD
To be fair Lemmy was created by communists, and I think it was partially created to have better spaces to discuss political ideas like communism in. But also: i totally agree.
In the fight for universal healthcare, taking care of two people at once is a nice head start.
This is the version of there’s two wolves inside you that fits me lol
Sweetie, what was stopping you from buying two cucumbers?
Don't count your chickens before they hatch. It's hard enough to get two people to show up for sex, three is exponentially harder.
It's exponentially easier if you're an attractive woman
"Attractive" is making an assumption here. Thankfully, it's not a particularly important one.
You can google her, she's not physically unattractive at the very least.
Nah, she kinda mid ngl
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... I am allowed to say that about a person whose career choice relies pretty much completely on aesthetical factors, right?
Yeah I keep meaning to have a sex change but you know, it's hard to find the time.
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Why do I have to block people multiple times?
It's cuz cm0002 has accounts on every instance under the sun so they basically can't be blocked.
There was once a list of all their alts but it's gotten lost in time and likely isn't updated anymore.
There's a link to it in the bio of every account used for my .ml crossposting campaign.
The only account not updated on it is removing my lemy.lol account since I've pulled that one from the rotation lol
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It’s okay to have multiple, concurrent, lifelong goals.
It’s also okay to take what you can get 👌
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