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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Ackshully... black metal

(Not really, I'm just shit-commenting)

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a network engineer I hate this. But I'm still upvoting.

Goddamn it.

You can have my upvote, but I don't have to like it.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

It made me do a solid "heh", this one did.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Oh this is so stupid. Love it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This pun is so dad-powered, it made my balls go back up inside me from the cringe.

Amazing.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This took me too long to get

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe your band was standing much too close together.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe he's a bit... dense...

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I still dont get it, wouldn't they be standing closer for "faster speeds"?

If you are far away from each server, your ping increases, so it would be slower.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bandwidth. The width of your speed metal band. It's a silly pun...

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My bad im stupid sometimes.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We all are sometimes, and the fact you can recognize it, is already better than those at the helm of the most powerful country.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Heh, I was a little sleep deprived when I wrote that comment so that likely didn't help either lol but thank you though! That actually does make me feel a bit better, however, I must say, it's kinda funny/sad that phrase can even be said these days. Sorry on behalf of my country and the terrible leaders we have, they are permanently stupid and corrupt, but I hope you Canadians don't think we're all like that either. To be quite frank, it's embarrassing.

Much love from the few sane individuals that remain here! 🇨🇦 🇺🇲💛

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Slayera not speed metal though

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I have a theory that a large proportion of metal fans are neurodivergent. It's the only explanation for why we have a full fucking taxonomy to explain our hobby.

Finntroll = metal - black - folk - fantasy - troll

Nekrogoblikon = metal - death - melodic - fantasy - goblin

Slayer = metal - death - thrash - old man

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I agree because theres subgenres like blackend symphonic deathcore and how grindcore has like 2 subgenres that sound mostly the same like mincecore or pornogrind

[–] vogi@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

very funny!! also: the old speedmeter looked so gorgous ;(

[–] bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 day ago

Take my upvote, you monster.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Bande à part

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Dad crown passed.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is that Slayer or Tenacious D?

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's Slayer of course, this is obviously Kerry King standing next to Jack Black.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Tom would like to have a word with you. Out back. Come alone.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

another day on lemmy, another decade old meme

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

bad capitalization completely fucks this meme

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Part of it.

I'm pretty sure bandwidth is measured in Mbps or Gbps, so if you can ship massive packets of data slowly, that number can still get big. The bandwidth of a van full of MicroSD cards is absolutely enormous, but your ping will be measured in hours, maybe even days.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

and jitter will be gigantic