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[–] drath@lemmy.drath.ru 1 points 7 minutes ago

Months are stupid anyway, lets drop them and swap for what they were supposed to represent instead: the moon phase, so today would be 216-2026-Waning Gibbous

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 30 minutes ago

1785793853 seconds since Linux epoch

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 162 points 3 hours ago (28 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 43 minutes ago

As for why it's better:

  1. It's in sort order. Even if you use it for things that don't understand dates, they sort properly because the day is the last part, month is the middle part, and year is the first part. If you include hours, minutes or seconds, the sort order is still preserved.
  2. Speaking of things that don't understand dates, because there are no slashes, you can easily use it in file names, directories, and anything else that treats slash as a special character. In addition, if you include the time part, because it uses "T" to separate the date and time, it doesn't use a space, so once again it can be easily used anywhere where a space might cause issues.
[–] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 minutes ago
[–] 7EP6vuI@feddit.org 107 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 21 points 3 hours ago

This is the way.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 59 minutes ago

The last star of the Greek alphabet? 🤷🏻

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

53 comments and I'm the first effusive nerd to bring up unix epoch? Nothing happened before 0 (1970-01-01 00:00:00) anyway.

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Epoch is signed though, that 1970 date is the midpoint

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 48 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I read this meme and was physically revolted and wanted to immediately down vote. Great job.

The superior date format is, of course, ISO 8601. YYYY-MM-DD.

[–] dan@upvote.au 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

RFC3339 is better than ISO8601 since it doesn't allow some of the esoteric formats, and allows some useful formats that ISO8601 doesn't (like separating date and time by a space instead of by T)

For example, 2026-W32-1 is also a valid ISO8601 date: Monday on the 32nd week of 2026. That format isn't allowed with RFC3339.

https://ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

[–] gex@lemmy.world 46 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

yyyy/mm/dd, it's less ambiguous and it sorts nicely

Edit: so many replies suggesting using a hyphen as a separator, I'd like to compromise by using the oblique angle sign (⦧) which looks like a slash that becomes a hyphen in the middle. yyyy⦧mm⦧dd

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 hours ago

Beat me to it, except I’d do yyyy-mm-dd because some OSes throw fits about having slashes in file names. Way better than the “Group Project-final FINAL v3 PAUL USE THIS ONE.file” versioning system that people seem to use.

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (4 children)
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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

~~ISO 8601~~ RFC 3339 (yyyy-mm-dd) for storing dates in software. Any format that that goes in the order of day, month, and year for conversational/presentational purposes, preferable the format is dynamic depending on the user's locale (even for those that want the month first). There now everyone is happy.

Edit: switched to RFC 3339 since it is a subset of ISO 8601 that is more strict, and I love semantics.

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

RFC3339 is better than ISO8601 since it doesn't allow some of the esoteric formats, and allows some useful formats that ISO8601 doesn't (like separating date and time by a space instead of by T)

For example, 2026-W32-1 is also a valid ISO8601 date: Monday on the 32nd week of 2026. That format isn't allowed with RFC3339.

https://ijmacd.github.io/rfc3339-iso8601/

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[–] procrastitron@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone who wants to write the millennium between the month and century loses all credibility when arguing about date formats.

YYYY-MM-DD is the only coherent date format.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 hours ago

write the millennium between the month and century

That took me a minute to parse, but now I like it.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

YYYYYMMDD

I prefer to think we're in the year 12026, since homo sapiens really got things going around 10,000 BCE.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer ddd/yyyy, much simpler

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, Mon/2026, perfect…

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 8 points 3 hours ago

Gives you (up to) 52 shots at any plans, perfect

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

%j/%Y

even simpler, it's all numbers.

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