this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know I needed this. I definitely needed this. <3

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago
[–] Igris@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

I awwbait you.

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fortunately for you, I'm a master baiter.

[–] Prok@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Also quite the cunning linguist

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if you're such a master baiter, master bait me then. i'll believe it when i see it.

it was clickbait.

[–] snoons@piefed.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And your father smells of elderberries

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You forgot to fart in their general direction

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

🤦 knew I missed something

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tsk tsk, everyone always forgets about the farts, what a shame

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Last time, I swear, pinkies!

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is basically why I look for DailyStrudel's posts on imgur. It's a little dollop of cute in an ugly world.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

This makes me think of Love Island. Season 7 is my favorite so far, because it's by far the most wholesome season, and it's nice to see people resolving conflicts in a calm, mature, healthy manner.

It's widely regarded by the overall Love Island fandom as the worst season though, because there's not enough drama. Because people love watching things that make them unhappy I guess.

This also makes me think of The Great British Baking Show. It's a competition show, sure, so people get eliminated which is sad. But all the contestants are nice to one another, the judges are honest but not mean, it's just an all around wholesome time. Contrast that to all the other cooking competition shows out there, which are mostly adrenaline-fueled nightmares where everyone's mean to everyone else. I just don't get it man

[–] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

I'll stick with masterbate tyvm

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

someone post Diem's Joybait short

[–] Nziom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You got a million dollars !

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You are a couple of letters away from summoning spez

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)