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[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I come from the school of "there are only 3 tags; form, button and div"

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

Oh. so like now?

Get out of here with that aside or main tags.

[–] Pure_Psykosis@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

How about

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy, and a fried egg on top, and,

Span

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The ministry of silly syntax strikes again.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I love it! I'll have the , , , , , , , , , , , and !

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You were supposed to say, "'s deprecated!"

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

We al love span!

[–] tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Making websites in FrontPage be like…

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm losing my attention span, please stop spanning