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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

all i do my phone is make phone calls, and watch netflix, etc.

computer stuff for computer. typey type on full keyboard with 10 fingers.

i quit a volunteer group i used to hang out with because they insisted we all use slack on our phones so we could communicate 24/7. I was like 'no i want to communicate in person only, or maybe occasionally by email. call me in emergecies'

got a lecture about how this made a boomer who was oppressing folks because using the phone/email is triggering for them and why not just have instant communication and expect instant responses and be perpetually anxious/enraged about the slack channel 24/7... because that's like a better way to communicate about a group that meets like 6 times a month? OK zoomers.

had a few people complain to me later how much they hated having to be on the slack 24/7 and i was like 'yeah that's why i quit, it's horrible to try and force people to use technology that does nothing to improve communication nor is it necessary at all when it's a analog activity.'

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 25 minutes ago (1 children)

Why do you have to be perpetually engaged with a slack chat? Especially in a volunteer group?

You can just ignore notifications. You’re not required by law to look at them asap. Slack in particular is great for configuring that. On mobile I have it set so only @here/@channel/@mes notify me, or direct messages. Otherwise I just ignore it until I want to check on things. Slack also has a built in automatic dnd so outside of business hours you won’t get notified for anything.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

because if you're like 25 that's how you live your entire life and you can't accept anyone else could possibly live life another way.

and if you point out that you don't have to live your life that way, you are hateful and ignorant and -ist something or other, e.i. they just call you names.

basically folks have no emotional control and just project their crazy onto the rest of us, rather than... just not being addicted to their phones for everything.

another good example. i will leave my phone at home and go out for hours without it. i have been told by various folks that this is abusive and cruel, or otherwise totally unacceptable and wrong to do, because what if someone (themselves) has to reach me? also that like, not replying to texts/messages in a certain timeframe, is abusive, manipulative, negligent etc.

occasionally i also leave my phone accidental at home and like go to work and don't touch it for 10 hours. weird how the world doesn't implode or end when I do that. i might have a few missed calls or texts.