Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That's boring.....

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 50 minutes ago

My missus was telling me about a way to join two pieces of sheet metal together.

It was riveting.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 1 hour ago

I have a friend tell me he likes holes in the ground filled with water... I know he means well

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

She yearns for the mines

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

You have to be careful with comments like that. You can really dig yourself into a hole ..

[–] AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Lameo

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

A stout, rugged lady.

[–] babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

🏅

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not as boring as this joke.

[–] babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thats the point

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

No, the tip is the point. It’s usually pointed at whatever you’re boring a hole into.