Hit the gym
Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids
Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day.
Keep lifting.
Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.
Description
This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
Rules
Hit the gym
Do massive amounts of testosterone and steroids
Eat 4,000 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight every day.
Keep lifting.
Once you are ready to lift the shop, no one will be able to stop you.