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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 3 points 58 minutes ago

I agree with this. Therapy will either help you understand where those emotions are coming from or (more probably) help you see that your husband is not worth sticking around for if he makes you feel this way.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The obvious question is why do you need a husband then?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 32 minutes ago

Can get that from the right wife

[–] confluence@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago

Same could be accomplished with a second husband 🤷

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Sounds fun. But my partner will not like my bff to be also in the relation. Jimmy is not really Ralfs taste.

Even tho he irons even his undies. He can make a legend off a meatloaf. And knows how to fix the electricity. Maybe i should butter Ralf a bit up.

Tkx for the ID

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

ngl, I think I'm missing why all the other commenters are crapping on this guy. It's not that offensive an idea to me?

[–] RaphaelSchmitz@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

As a man with a little relationship experience now, if a woman says she's too tired for intimacy, it usually means not the direct meaning of the words, that what she does is too much - but that what the person who wants the intimacy does is too little.

If he did chores, makes women horny as hell, wouldn't matter if she was tired or not.

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago

The implication is that the wife is exhausted because the husband doesn't help enough in running the household. The obvious answer is that the husband should do more chores to help out. My man here suggests adding another wife, with the ultimate goal of getting laid more often.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

Why not generally defend non monogamous relations rather than just multiple wives?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 40 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Wait… this isn’t satire?

~I really can’t tell these days.~

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

It doesn't matter what it originally was. Now it's ragebait.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago

I'm choosing to believe it's satire.

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is a joke right? Because if it is it is funny.

If not.... what da fuck

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

LDS recruitment is different these days

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 109 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Then you and the wife ditch the husband. Because that freeloader was clearly useless or you wouldn't have been exhausted.

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And it frees up space in the relationship for another second wife.

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I am now imagining a runaway-reaction-type situation where the removal of the husband results in the continued acquisition of more wives.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago

Polygamy without the husband, or just wife pokemon

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lol this guy calls himself "manofoptions".

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

His options are bring a loser incel publicly, or not publicly. For some reason, he chose publicly.

[–] sfled@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm all for polygyny and polyandry. Let the games begin.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago

I love the full circle on polyamory, it's either very progressive or very conservative.