this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You guys make eye contact in the gym?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only when I’m trying to get or give away some brotein shake

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a euphemism for a brojob?

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Only when I’m at the urinal

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only with my fellow dudes.

[–] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The gal's a real player and she predicts he'd be a 10 if he lost some weight

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] DollyDuller@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago

You guys go to the gym?

[–] knobpolisher@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is slop

Not the AI kind

Can we not

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a greentext community, what do you expect? A Doctoral Thesis?