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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you'd need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual

[–] Tooks@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This will sound crazy, but I've found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time... grinding levels.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Easy solution: never flush

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Greatness requires sacrifice

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^

~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's the epic movie watching chair.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'd rather watch "Ow, my balls!"

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Go away, I'm baitin'.

/brought to you by Carl's Jr

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Plenty of water in the toilet

No. 2 gaming chair in the world.

[–] trijste@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Needs a voice activated bidet

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] trijste@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

HOT POCKETS!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

"Bidet wash my butthole please"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's the shit.

I'll walk myself out.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

So 2026...the explosive lettuce chair.

[–] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

It’s really kind of shitty.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

no bidet? in 2026?

[–] subgenius@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 weeks ago

Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Mobile gaming chair

Prepare for warp peed!

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

incoherent grumbling

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Ensign Bowels - make it so.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 3 points 4 weeks ago

That's just a prolapse waiting to happen.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Are you losing or constipated?

[–] Aids@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Welcome to Costco I love you

[–] wake@quokk.au 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

1/5

Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

That's a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

That IS a real shit post.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Joking aside I'm thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I'm building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 weeks ago

Why the hell does it have corners???

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Damn Dimitris grew up