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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

When driving you are making things more dangerous and less efficient by waving people in. If it is your right of way take it.

Be predictable, not polite.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate this because it creates ambiguity, usually at times when things need to happen very quickly. It always seems to happen at busy intersections when I've got mere seconds to get through, usually a left hand turn. I'm waiting because I need to make the turn, there's a person across from me going straight who will have the right of way and I can't go til they go, but I'm looking back and forth waiting for an opening for when that person will go (and then me). The opening comes... and I wait... and they wait, and then I see this fucking person is looking at me like a jackass like they were doing me a favor. The favor would've been them following the goddamn right of way, then we both could've gone to where we needed to go, now I have to wait again.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I first thought you were talking about waving to pedestrians to cross when you stop to let them go. Which (edit: stopping and waiting) is a correct and expected behaviour, afaik

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stopping for pedestrians at cross walks is correct, but you should never be waving at anyone to go.

When you wave at people to go they are less likely to check that the other lanes are safe for them to cross. You stop and look right at them so they know you see them and wait until they go on their own.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

That was about what I meant, but thanks for expressing this, sorry I was vague.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's fine. That's telling a pedestrian you have seen them and are obeying the rules of the road. That's reasonable.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Drivers that want to queue in single file when you should use all available lanes and then merge in turn at the front.

REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Edit: I really want to know the thoughts of the people that downvoted this lol

[–] Magnergy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Simple, orderly zippering when a lane actually ends is the way. Wasting that useful pavement to create slower traffic and more traffic jam is insane and should be ticketed.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The most infuriating are the wannabe policeman that straddle both lanes to stop people passing.

Like, if you wanna sit in a queue for no reason then good for you, don't stop people passing that have actually bothered to read the highway code.

[–] Magnergy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah. It isn't about cheating, fairness, who got in a lane first. Isn't territory to defend. We don't have to enforce rules on each other. The traffic planners and road crews went through a bit of effort with like signs and cones and shit to tell us where they want us to merge. Zippering helps everyone go faster. Kinda why the planners want us to do it.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't even know this could be controversy...

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Almost got into an accident last night on this. Car 1 stopped at a 4way to my right, Car 2 opposite me stopped, then I stopped. Distinctly. Whole ass seconds between all stops. Me and 2 are waiting for 1 to go. It's 11:00pm. I can't say for sure, but I just KNOW Car 1 was waving his hands at us, who can't see through his windshield because that's how night time works. Way too much time passes, and me and 2 are like, fuck it and start going, then 1 flashes his brights and goes narrowly missing both of us. Was he just really wanting to be an a car accident? Is he drunk? Who knows, but half the accidents I've narrowly avoided involve a 4 way stop and an idiot.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Misunderstanding "right of way" is half the problem.

Right of way is ability to make a road, or the road itself by extension. You can't have the right of way - it's usually the government's - and you can't give it away. This is why wording is consistently who must yield the right of way, and not who has the right of way.

If it's a driver's turn to act, they are obligated to act. It's not their option or right to act.

Indeed, in the boating world, the words are "stand-on" or "burdened" vessel, which makes it clear that the vessel that should continue its course has the obligation to do so under the collision regulations. The "give way" vessel should alter its course or intentions to "keep clear." Nobody — nobody! — has the "right of way."

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've usually heard "right of way" used in terms of sense 3 of the dictionary. I've never heard it used to refer to the ability to make a road -- that just makes me think you have a skilled construction crew on speed dial.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dictionaries list common usage - even if incorrect. Look up the definition of right of way for your state or other government and I'm certain it will be the thing on which you travel or the right to create and manage it, not your "rights" while traveling on it.

I couldn't find a list of all definitions by state but the three states I checked all use that.

It would be weird if they didn't, since that's been the term since before automobiles existed: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_of_way

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am I out of touch? No, it's the dictionaries that are wrong.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Looks like someone looked up their state definition and was annoyed at being wrong 😉

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's actually no legal definition for "right of way" in the UK. Despite it being a widely understood concept, if you go to court to defend yourself in a road traffic accident and your defence is "it was my right of way, your honour", you could find yourself in trouble.

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Weird. I found one in seconds on Google and it's about whether you can use the way, not the rules governing turn order while driving.

https://www.gov.uk/right-of-way-open-access-land/use-public-rights-of-way

Did you look it up before making that comment?

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok. I was referring to the commonly known and understood "right of way" in regards to road traffic, I thought that was obvious but perhaps I could have made it clearer, but thanks for letting me know of the term in regards to access to land and public rights of way.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah I've never understood if they expect me to just eat the tail, or start playing with my pasta with my hands to pull them off. Certainly not gonna waste like half my shrimp by just cutting the meat where the tail starts.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Press the very start of the tail with your fork sideways so it's cut, then pull the shrimp from the tail with the fork and knife.

Anyway, the post is right, it's borderline violent insanity.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah but that's such a fiddly process. I've sprayed pasta and sauce all over the table because my knife or fork slipped trying to do surgery on my food

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Great! My fork slipped while trying to perform this insane feat of dexterity and my shrimp flew across the restaurant!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get when a fancy restaurant does it. If it’s not a Cajun boil or similar vibe, please don’t try to make me look polite deconstructing seafood.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My cheat for getting the shrimp meat out is to pinch the tail. It just slides right out.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Oh yes sure please make my comfort food more difficult to eat thanks"

I'm right there with you. Serving shrimp tail-on might as well be serving something on a log instead of a plate.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ok... I've never seen on a log on a plate before.

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assert dominance by eating as per normal and when you encounter a tail, spit it at the chef.

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like each time for extra awkwardness

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh trust me, I don't need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so... PATOOIE

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Putting anything inedible on a plate is insane.

If its on my plate in a restaurant, I will attempt to eat it.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I was on a school trip to a hotel, and was handed some dragon fruit. They didn't tell me how to eat it, so I bit right into it. Took out a big chunk and wanting to try something new I kept chewing it.

The man had a look of what was a mix between horror and surprise on his face and told me to spit it out.

Not really a plate but I was handed something with inedible parts and no instructions. Similar I suppose?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Do it.

Lock eyes with the chef.

Don't let them win.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact: The original purpose of parsley on a plate was that it was there for you to eat. Specifically there for you to eat at the end of a meal as a breath freshener.

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love parsley. Who are the idiots leaving parsley on the plate?

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 1 points 1 year ago

Parsley is one of my favorite things.

And chimichurri is amazing

[–] Zeek@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can 100% eat the tails and I 100% do this

[–] ECB@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

Do you mean the exoskeleton?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I was a little kid, I ate one of those red peppers at a Chinese restaurant. I didn't know that you were supposed to pick them out. This probably explains my love of spicy food.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

You were supposed to not eat those? Well, I figured, I'm not obligated to eat everything if I want less spicy, but I never thought that those are decorative