"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
A place for all those who loathe AI to discuss things, post articles, and ridicule the AI hype. Proud supporter of working people. And proud booer of SXSW 2024.
AI, in this case, refers to LLMs, GPT technology, and anything listed as "AI" meant to increase market valuations.
Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more.
It'll do your hobbies, your friends, your family, so that you can focus on working harder for the rich
Fuck you you robot
I find with a lot of AI pitches, even if AI was super intelligent and worked perfectly, I can not for the life of me understand what the pitch is even saying.
It would work to improve my health? How exactly? Like what in the world could it even be doing, put together a meal plan?
It would work to improve my hobbies? Again, what could that even mean. I like to garden, what would the AI be bringing to this equation, suggestions about what to plant… I know what I want to plant, it’s my fucking hobby.
Even when you pay people to do these things, like a personal trainer to hit fitness goals, a huge part of it is being held accountable by someone. The knowledge of how to put together an exercise routine and meal schedule is part of what you get, the other part is the relationship with that human, them encouraging you and celebrating your success or not giving up because you don’t want to disappoint.
Someone working on managing my house would be able to do tangible labor like wash the dishes or fold the laundry, ChatGPT telling me that washing the dishes will make the kitchen cleaner isnt the part of the equation most people are missing.
It’ll be working 24/7 to advance my career and my finances? How? What could that possibly mean, I’m sleeping and it’s doing something to advance my career. If I hired a human assistant and I woke up one morning and they told me they’d been up all night advancing my career, I would be genuinely concerned.
I often feel like I’m taking crazy pills. These things generate text. So few of the things I need to get done are helped at all by having additional text, no matter what that text says.
Robot! Experience this dramatic irony for me!
Why can't these people just take their money and go away?
It's never enough. Diseased motherfuckers. They should be institutionalized
When you have enough money to buy everything, then it seems people start looking for things that money can't buy. They're looking for domination over as many people as possible.
Mark who?
These tech bros think we haven't noticed they are just about money and greed. #CEO$arentPeople
Ihr wart dabei!
They think we don't know you can use an LLM to write a billion word essay. Dude didn't write shit, he prompted his rage.
Fuckerberg, like Musk, wants so badly to be the creator of a popular thing. Facebook is his only actual success, but even that was stolen.
Metaverse was his Cybertruck. The pervert glasses will also fail.
Every success he has was stolen or purchased. Every original idea he's had has been an obscenely expensive, disastrous failure, because like all Sociopathic Oligarchs, he thinks he can force anything to be a success if you throw enough money at it. He has proven that wrong, several times.
Anything to keep from paying your employees, or your taxes.
Of course the word salad of an essay was probably written by an AI itself.
I read it in its entirety. I would argue against your point, but it's hard given Mark has never sounded human.
Lol it's like he watched the movie Her and wants to make it real.
Did he learn nothing from trying to build the metaverse after reading Snowcrash?
Who cares what a sex pest thinks?
It will have strong privacy and security options so you can trust it to handle all of your personal content knowing that no one else can access your information
Like anyone paying a modicum of attention would believe this. They've proved themselves untrustworthy time after time.
Fuck you, Mark Zuckerberg, you loser.
Hahah, yes, the system that's been trained on personal content, asks you repeatedly for more personal content, and then offers it up to anyone else who asked something even tangentially related, can be trusted not to reveal your personal content.
They "trust him". Dumb fucks.
C'mon sun, give us a beautiful CME that sends us back to the stone age. Make us all truly equal on this planet again. We'll sacrifice the rich in your name as our ancestors intended.
I accept a lot ppl - never did I really care if ppl were on a spectrum or their level of neuro-spice. But gosh darn’it, everyone has a threshold for their level of spice tolerance and as a society as a well! I also don’t care if they have money to blow or how they interpret things.
But you can’t just spew shit like this when ppl can’t even get food, a bus ride, and free healthcare. Why the hell are you spewing shit about trusting AI.. it’s not like we are in 90s DigiMon show, where we all have our own flavor of OS and safeguards where my digital life is soo integrated. And that digital activity is meant to be a tool just like how all electricity is used.
This should serve as a reminder for all that, touching grass (or even getting ass) should be the most important part of our lives.
did I really care if ppl were on a spectrum or their level of neuro-spice. But gosh darn’it, everyone has a threshold for their level of spice tolerance
Has nothing really to do with whether he's neuro typical or not and everything to do with the fact that he's a billionaire.
These people live in an alternate reality where no one they interact with has a net worth of less than 7 figures. No one they interact with ever gives them any push back or is critical about any thought they express. Poor people, negative people, and everyday normal people are conceptual to them.
They may understand on some level that we exist, but it's in the same way that you understand how a non playable character exists in your favorite video game. Some of them are important to your ability to enjoy your game, but who cares if an unnamed towns person gets killed?
I've never cared what this guy thinks. Sure he has manipulated millions but I saw him for a grifter from the start. Facebook is a useless tool that can be replaced by talking to your family and friends.
"Billionaire" is already a mental illness. You have to exploit so many people to reach that status. Then you have to look at solvable problems like suffering, inequality, starvation, child mortality, diseases, etc and choose to let it happen so your meaningless "high score" goes up.
We shouldn't listen to them...
i think they should be treated the same as hoarders, alcoholics, drub abusers, and gambling addicts. Its the same disease, just a different substance.
We have the technology to make water fountains, we have the tech to give everyone free food, water, electricity, cloth. Do we have any of this? No! That's enough proof that, they will never give us anything apart from making us work more.
So... the ones suffering from AI psychosis are the billionaire sociopaths pushing this technology towards human extinction, right?
At this point, the LLMs are the only friends the billionaires have. They are spending trillions on AI cause they want friends and can't find any among the human race.
Anyone got the manifesto? I need some interesting reading tonight
https://about.fb.com/news/2026/08/the-future-is-for-everyone/
No, I didn't read it. Heh. Hope you enjoy. :)
I bet the future playing out in this moron's mind is something like a curious child walkign through the "hallway of visionaries" or the "timeline of inspiration" and seeing quotes like:
"Four score and seven years ago..."
"I have a dream!"
"We choose to go to the moon!"
"ThE fUtUrE iS fOr EvErYoNe!"
Maybe if Mark paid attention to the world outside his bubble he would have noticed that the whole "techno-savior real world Tony Stark" schtick was already claimed and then ruined by an even bigger asshole with even more money to waste.
He's read a sci fi story where everyone has a personal AI and wants his new toys
If he actually believed any of this, he wouldn’t have fired the Llama dev lab at the drop of a hat.
Zuck comes off as an acolyte here, but he’s not. He’s hollow and insecure. He doesn’t believe any of this; he’ll change his tune with the wind the moment he feels a little nervous.
I honestly cannot believe he has been in charge of Meta this long. Like, I didn’t realize how fickle he was until recently, when I really looked back at his history.
Zuck and the rest of the 5-meow-meow-bean possee is just hoping to distract us long enough with bullshit to get their private compounds ready before all of us 1-meow-meow-beans drag them from their homes and hang them upside down in city squares.
Dibs on the Zardoz outfit!
Completely detached from humanity.
The Facebook Phone, Oculus Quest, now AI?
You've had so many chances Mark. So many chances to do what PEOPLE actually wanted... And you've NEVER got it right.
Try LISTENING. For once.
how long is it going to take for people to realize these companies aren't making products for people, they're using you as the product to sell to advertisers and state agencies. they don't care if you like it they only care if you use it.
Send me a Mac Studio with 196 GB of RAM then, zuck, I'll run my own models
i mean that guy is a reptilian /j