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Well it is on the bank camera and my face isn't covered, so I drop the money on the counter when he is gone.
Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.
Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.
Now show that as a gif
I would just spend it slowly here and there in small shops. A single wad of cash is probably only a few thousand $ or € worth at most. Just smear it out over a few years and yer good!
Go to the roof of a skyscraper and throw it all over the side towards the busiest street.
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You mean "You didn't see anything"
Just because you're a criminal doesn't give you a free pass on such abhorrent grammar.
mmmm... pedantry.
You think all burglars have perfect grammar?
Only one crime at a time. They better have perfect grammar! /s
I ain't seen shit before he tossed the stacks. Not my money, not my business, not my problem, and I SURE don't talk to cops. Thanks for the tip, bruh.
What's that look like as a gif?
I confess I didn't see the bit about the gif so I guess 
I'd check if there were any cameras nearby, hopefully there weren't, because I didn't see anyone
Can you post a gif of that then?
Walking out of the bank with a bag of money after a robbery doesn't seem a smart idea
You mean stay in the bank and take hostages?
"Shit homie.....not only did I not see anything here, but you and I are best friends and we were at my house playing Call of Duty at the time of the robbery."
"this shit better not be inked"