I wonder how often so-called "normal" world leaders pull Keystone Cops bullshit like this. Seems like the kind of thing you only resort to if things are already going very poorly / stupidly, but it has to happen from time to time. I'm sure the secret service has done some truly wacky capers that have never seen the light of day.
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So that means they must have thought Iran would shoot his plane down. I guess they considered the poor suckers flying on the Air Force One expendable. I wonder if anyone told them about it.
edit: Oh, per the article the answer is No, of course they didn't:
On this occasion, the journalists who thought they were traveling with Trump on the older Air Force One reported being advised to keep their window shades in the press cabin closed. The Post said aside from reporters, some White House staff also believed the president was on board.
When asked later by reporters why they had to keep their shades shut during the flight, Trump said it was because they were “probably on a dangerous flight”. He went onto say: “But if I go, you go. Right?”
I'm not buying this. There's no way in hell this fat orange pile of blubber fits in this.

Might need to use more than one.
It's something more like this:

These aren't the actual ones used but the photo in the article only shows one from the back.
I mean... we could make him fit...
I thought the same thing, but it was an airport catering cart, not an airplane catering cart. I assume that means the big thing those little things are loaded onto.
Yeah this fat ass ain't a contortionist
I'm imagining this was a prank they played on him, like yo they gonna kill you hide in this thing right here go go go
Clever if true, but this trick only works once, and now it's out in the open.
All nations contemplating assassinations now:
Noted. If attempting to take out a leader-in-transit, don't just target the Presidential/Royal plane, target the support aircraft and any others that might exchange 'catering carts' on the tarmac as well, in case Dear Leader is stowing away on one of those.
Man, I bet that cart smelled baaaaaaaad.
~~fart~~ shart cart
Meanwhile at home he has army avenger (AA) vehicles on his golf greens just in case.
You'd think someone so near the end would just accept it.
I love that for him.
Hope they cleaned it out really well afterward. That's the type of smell that transfers and lingers.
If you read the article they had to burn the cargo hold after because smell of spray-on bronzer and shit was so strong.


How did his fat ass even fit?
Why the fuck did they let that pussy out.