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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 6 points 39 minutes ago

It's like taking someone's tried and true Windows 7 machine and upgrading it to Windows 11.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

fake: 4chan poster has a husband

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 45 minutes ago

Gay: 4chan poster has a husband

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, you don't fuck with shit a person is that attached to because you think it "looks rough"

[–] zigmus64@lemmy.world 35 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Asshole: no.

Misguided: yes.

His reaction isn’t unreasonable. Misplaced well intentioned actions likely will not end as intended. Ultimately, she didn’t get it. She misunderstood what he loved about the guitar.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I kind of have a hard time imagining such a thing being done with sincerely good intentions, how many people would really do that? Easy to imagine it as a way to exercise power over someone with a plausible pretense though.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 70 points 4 hours ago

Don't fuck with people's shit without asking wtf. Life isn't like TV, not every surprise is going to be appreciated.

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 hours ago

A worn appearance is often desired on old guitars. In some cases, it can even increase its value.

That, and the OP probably did what would be considered finishing someone's puzzle for them.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 22 points 3 hours ago

anon: congratulations, you're being rescued

guitar: "..."

anon: please do not resist

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 37 points 4 hours ago

Oof, this is a rough one. While I appreciate the gesture, that's a personal thing. That's like taking someone's favorite pair of jeans and getting them hemmed because they'd frayed at the heel. Sometimes the wear and tear is what we value.

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 13 points 3 hours ago

Yep. Literally all anon had to do was talk to him about it first. Communication is so fucking important. I would know because a lack of it was what ended my almost decade long relationship. Talk to your fucking partners, even if it's uncomfortable in the moment. If you don't you will be MUCH more uncomfortable later when everything explodes.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 38 points 4 hours ago

God damn, yeah, you are unfortunately.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago

Short answer: yes.

Long answer: yes, but longer.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, absolutely. If you took something that I painted (I can't paint, fwiw) and had it touched up, fuck you.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 hour ago

As a guitar player, you get so much used to how the instrument feels in your hand while you play it that even something that should make it better ends up making it feeling worse.

That said, if the husband really loved that guitar the way it was, he could have brought it back to the luthier, have them undo their job. Stop playing it altogether was his decision and acting like that seems like a "punishment" for their spouse. That would be childish and borderline toxic behavior.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Flip a coin, you might get a positive or negative reaction depending on how you frame it.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah okay, how about I fixed your rounding error, huh? Huh?!