'Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar
When he's tired of flying, he drives a car
He's got to get to work on time
His nursing job is on the line
His wife is always on his case
Why can't she give Lamar some space?
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2026
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pterribledactyl, surely.
They're more concerned with getting their dinosaur impersonations right than their spelling.
You expect a pterribledactyl to spell it properly?
Don't call me Shirley!
When I want to fly in my dreams, I play games where my character can fly. After playing Warframe for a while, I can't fly, but I get more and more bouncy in my dreams.
Closest I ever came to this was I once dreamed I could drive car with a manual transmission.
Nothing likes floating around with wisp or titania and dreaming about it a bit.
Had a Nokko dream the other day where I was a sprodling hopping around happy and dumb.
There's nothing worse than being dinosaur laughed at.
I assume dinosaur laughing is when a dinosaur laughs at your inability to escape getting eaten by the subject dinosaur.
Become Ivan the Pterribledactyl. See who’s laughing then
pterodactyls and terribledactyls aren't actually dinosaurs, btw. They just lived in the same timeframe
Maybe you don't need to be a dinosaur to do a dinosaur laugh.
Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs you shame of archeologists. They had a pterosaur laugh,you can't even recognise them in your own dream.
Archaeologists are not dinosaur experts you shame of Lemmy commenters. They had a paleontologist comment,you can't even recognise them in your own post.
You'd better read Anne McCaffrey's book series **The Dragonriders of Pern ** Should feel better then
Just wait until they're bent over eating and dive-bomb their asshole.
That's even worse that they laugh in their non-native tongue.
I don't think they really had that dream. I think they just wanted to make that pun.