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[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It will have strong privacy and security options so you can trust it to handle all of your personal content knowing that no one else can access your information, similar to how encryption works on WhatsApp

Judging by how “private” WhatsApp is, no fucking thank you.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 22 hours ago

or how private the "pervert glasses"are

[–] stretch2m@infosec.pub 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more.

Uh how about NO.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

So behind the scenes we have billions of the "agents" communicating with each other... On behalf of whom, again?

So the corporation that owns all of these "agents" will have complete control over "winners and losers" at every single level of existence.

They will control who (age, gender, race, finance, literally anything) gets to see a doctor because they will be controlling the agents of the people seeking appointments, as well as those of the doctors scheduling appointments. Just as one quick example I thought of.

Limited resources? No sweat, the "agents" know you're white so you can at least have some relief knowing that you'll be ahead of the undesirables when it comes to who gets what they need.

Country X decides they want to try to reign in Meta's now complete control? Well looks like all of the "agents" for the companies responsible for food and water delivery logistics fucked up in Country X. What a sad coincidence.

And the "saddest" part is that there's just nobody to blame. After all, it wasn't done by a person, and you can't send an LLM to prison.

Oh well.

[–] toph@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Can my agent help me seize the means of production? No? Fuck off Zuck.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

Haha no. It would probably rat you out for even suggesting it

Suddenly the "agents" behind the scenes of your local PD are aware that it's something you've ever even thought about. And then you're in an ICE concentration camp. Oops.

This is the thought police that we were warned about. Yet seems like a good portion of people missed that all those stories were meant to be cautionary tales.

[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 3 points 18 hours ago

Can it help me topple the system?

[–] Frettchen@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Oh my finances? So I get recommended the stock of the day? Nice.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

"Similarly, individuals should have access to personal superintelligence and should only be subject to restrictions when truly required."

He could tell me my ability to forge unicorns will be restricted and I'd still tell him to fuck off. My computer belongs to me.

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not deranged, that's Mark Zuckerberg personally announcing his goals, ideas, policy, suggestions and plans.

Read it very carefully, pay full attention and take every single word seriously.

[–] cyd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (6 children)

He can be an asshole and still correct. AI must be distributed, not controlled by a small handful of gatekeepers.

[–] noride@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He only feels that way because he's now too far behind to have any hope of being one of the gatekeepers.

[–] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If Meta had somehow come out ahead in the AI arms race the message would have been "AI tools are too powerful, only megacorps that can afford to jump through regulatory hurdles should be allowed to control it, and we should pause new approvals until we can get congress to agree on something"

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Meanwhile AI billionaires fund both sides of congress to keep it deadlocked so they can maintain their stranglehold.

Capitalism loves false scarcity.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AI must be distributed

You get a datacenter and you get a datacenter and you get a datacenter and EVERYONE GETS A DATACENTER!

[–] joe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine how silly it might have sounded to suggest that at one point most people would carry super powerful computers in their pockets, back when it took an entire room to do very basic computing.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The tricorder from Star Trek is well-established as the formative concept for the modern day cell phone. And the idea of a pocket-computer goes all the way back to the calculators developed by TI, designed explicitly against the size of the CEO's shirt pocket to guarantee it would fit.

Miniaturization has been a long time coming. It goes back to clockmakers and glass cutters, trying to turn large scale instruments into portable devices. I don't think it is outrageous to suggest a pocket computer was in the future back in the 1960s/70s.

I do think the speed at which we got here caught people off-guard. But it also set this fantastic expectation for what we'll do next, such that people speculate on faster-than-light travel and AI holograms and robot battle suits and immortality drugs more freely when they can point to "pocket computer" as an already realized possibility.

[–] Dragomus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I wouldn't mind having an AI or "superintelligent" assistant under my own control ... but when I do I don't think it's any company's business what I do with it.

So, yeah, as in the old Microsoft days, let me buy one, perhaps even a pre-build box, at a reasonable price ... but once it's in my house the company loses all say or feedback over it and what I do with it.

Heck if there's to be newer full x.0 versions out it seems reasonable to be paying for those again as well so the AI companies get a steady enough income...

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, you can have that today, in some form or other, since that’s just how local AI works.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Totally. It's a bit pricey for anything like a genuine personal assistant right now though. $15k or so to get the basics.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Atm the meta for local inference is unified memory and “routed” local agents (multiple smaller role-specific agents in a trench coat)

The former is standout for cost efficiency (e.g., 4x RDMA 48gb Minis for a 192gb cluster @ $43/gb vs a $45k b200 alone)

The latter is standout for many things, including resource efficiency on smaller machines

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

That'll surely work to automate simple mental labor or tasks, but I don't think a swarm of minis is going to be able to provide impactful personal and psychosocial analysis of your life.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

There is no reason to assume AI is either desirable or sustainable like Zuck does.

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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thats AI psychosis right there.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago

his android brain cant handle the slop.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I think the official adopted is literally Cyberpsychosis, choom.

[–] aim4harmony@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aim4harmony@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
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[–] Steve@startrek.website 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 2 points 19 hours ago
  • AI good
  • Fuck you, get back to work, peasant
[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Grok: I can't access that article. Which Teen USA contestant did you want me to nudify for you?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've been re-added to the list

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I wasn’t on the other list. Can I be on this one instead? I don’t think it’s as cool though.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

He just wants to drive down the premium charge to use frontier models to destroy anthropoic and OAI. Then his support for open models will dry up. But in the meanwhile, let them fight. Having powerful local AI under my own control sounds great.

[–] AizawaC49@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Thanks for archiving it. A 6,500 manifesto of empty promises while he lays off thousands of people in his own company. Diabolical and absolute horrific, but please Mark tell us how you are going to make a better society with your dreams and aspirations of Artificial Super Intelligence, when we all know you are just wanting to enslave humanity for profit margins.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Zuck uses Superintelligence and AI interchangeably like he doesn't understand the difference between them. Everything he says is a neat idea in a vacuum but disconnected from reality and with no path to this idea except dreaming.

He also imagines a world with AGI while trying to sell the worst chatbot on the market. Absolute clown show.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Everything he says is a neat idea in a vacuum

I gotta disagree. Even in a vacuum, his ideas manage to suck.

[–] XLE@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

He also imagines a world with AGI while trying to sell the worst chatbot on the market.

That's the trick. He wants people to believe fiction and reality are the same, so they keep giving him money and attention.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Isn't Grok the worst?

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All I'm hearing is, "You get a data center! You get a data center!"

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just want universal healthcare for all, is that so hard?

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] DillDough@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look into how Nazis were and still are turned...things like universal healthcare make it harder to convince a populace to commit or ignore atrocities.

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Sigh, I was trying to set you up for a line like "yes, and I want them to NEED IT!"

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

"Okay, evil asshole" ~ Everyone on Earth

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Zuck keeps seeing Elon Musk raise the bar on "World's Dumbest Billionaire" and won't be satisfied until he clears it.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Possibly the most disturbing part is that he reproduced.

[–] EvergreenGuru@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Plenty of bad people do, and they rarely make the news. Zuck is unique in having billions of dollars. The problem is his wealth.

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