You had me at homes.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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Where is my pronoun bike garage?
I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
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I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones
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Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!
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I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
Cleaned version
Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?
No, it's not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.
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A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.
"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"
When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
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OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.
It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.
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Where's the litter box?
Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3
Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho
I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.
Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
So the closet is that were we store the Gay?
Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/
First you'd have to make homes affordable
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.
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Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.
By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!
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