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[–] tresspass@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Can we get a map of mountain deaths? Mt Washington would run up the scoreboard.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago

Sometimes it's not the moutains that get you, it's the smaller hills and valleys surrounding them because there are actually people and roads there.

Sometimes if you make a wrong turn in Pittsburgh, you are not just going the wrong direction but are also at the wrong elevation or on the wrong layer, and there's no looping around the block to get back to where you started.

Disclaimer: This thread led me to read the Wikipedia article about Appalachia. Some definitions of the region do not include Pittsburgh or even parts of Pennsylvania, but at the same time there's a photo of downtown Pittsburgh at the top of the article, so I went with it.

[–] platypode@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

The Appalachians have been mountains longer than North America has been a continent

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

They're the bones of the world dawg. It's why there's so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

[–] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

They're older than Saturn's rings

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

To the extent that a portion of the mountain chain that formed the Appalachian Mountains is in Europe. The Appalachians were a part of the Central Pangean mountain system, which makes them older than the Atlantic Ocean.

They’ve seen some shit.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's kind of awesome to think about.

I'm picturing myself on Pangea. The mountains in front of me are taller than the Himalayas today. These are the Appalachians. Oh no, a dinosaur! Look out, duck! Huh, that's not a duck that's a QUETZALCOATLUS! Everybody run! How can we outrun a QUETZALCOATLUS?!?!?! AAAHHHHHH.

Isn't it beautiful?

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

Wikipedia says they date back 480 million years, during the Ordovician period. I think the atmosphere would have been pretty breathable, but plants wouldn't conquer the land in a serious way for at least another 60 million years or so, with bugs following them. Nothing saw those mountains. If you time-traveled to the Pangean mountains, you would be the only being to ever observe them in their formative years. Eons would pass before the first plant set root at their feet. The sterile and desolate emptiness would be beyond human experience.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

And as old as that is, sharks are older than the mountains.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

And through it all, the mountains can all agree.......trump is the biggest piece of shit they've ever heard of.

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Western trails: Ascend on nicely-graded switchbacks.

Eastern trails: Ascend straight up a seasonal creek bed.

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 1 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

That's actually incredibly real

I about died on old butt knob in NC at my peak fitness

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 86 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Man in a few million years that tweet is gonna look hella dumb

[–] troybot@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago

New Pangea will just be one big mountain

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

The highest wind speed ever recorded on Earth until 1996 was on Mt. Washington, NH. That's gotta count for some cool points.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 40 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Its not the height, it's the age. Thar be eldritch monsters in the Appalachians. Rockies is just aliens and (Gay) Bigfoot

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago

The Appalachians are older than trees and bones and exist across three continents.

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[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 24 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

if "my mountains can beat up your mountains" is some element of the conversation, i'm not talking at all, i'm walking the other direction

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

South America looks at both and snorts... "You call those mountains!!" These babies are started with the breakup of Pangea and are still growing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andes

First time I was flying into Santiago, I was amazed when we hit 3,000m and looked way up at the mountains out the window.

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