Mmm, apple atcha
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
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We get it, people from the west coast, you're better than us, we fucking get it.
Y'all can find something else to jack off about now.
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As someone from the west coast and now living on the east coast, the number one thing I can say is.... the food sucks. All of it.
East coast food culture sucks.
Its either bland or some unholy pairing of bullshit (that also sucks). And I also think they go out of their way to make things wrong.
Try to order a "California Burrito" (if you dont know, Google it, pretty common), so what does Virginia think goes in it? Chicken, steak and shrimp and beans... thats not "choice of meat", that all 3 together. None of which is what is a California Burrito is...
Here in Viriginia they just fuck up everything. Order a Philly Cheesesteak... what do they put in it? Fucking lettuce and tomatoes.... what's not in it, fucking cheese. You get more authentic subs from big chains like Subway. Like these people dont have the internet to search.
Oh, and sit down at a Mexican restaurant, theyll bring you chips with white sauce. Everyone else is thinking "oh cool queso". No, not queso.... its mayo with some onion powder.... these mf serve tortilla chips with mayonnaise.....
As someone from the southeast I had the opposite reaction when visiting Cali. I felt like there was no soul in that food at all. More healthy tho.
Edit: Rethinking it, I'm actually sure there's good and bad in both places.
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What part of Virginia? Hampton Roads is basically only good for seafood, but they are good at it. Northern Virginia has diverse and interesting ethnic food options, but you have to look for them. Richmond I assume is the same. Western Virginia is kind of rural sprawl but the southern food is great.
... How did we get here from mountains?
We talking about burritos now.
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how do they fuck that up lol the main thing that separates a cali burrito and a burrito is the french fries being IN the burrito. thats like one of the lowest hanging fruits to fuck up.
Right? And it would be one thing if just one restaurant fucked it up. You'd be like "well that restaurant is just dumb".... but its like..ALL of them. All of them fuck it up in different ways.
Its baffling....
You need to hit up the south. Amazing food. Sure the weather is hot af, the politics are fucking terrible, and you'll probably get some odd looks of you're not white.
But boy....that food. Put some pounds on you quick but you'll leave fat and sassy
Your spoon may be too big though.
Correct, barbeque from the south, dessert from the Amish, Italian from New York and nearby Italian grandmother's. If you get a burrito from some place that's bad that doesn't mean there isn't top tier food there.
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Those mountains to the east have endured much more bullshit than those young whippersnapper ranges in the west. Their story begins as part of the African continental plate.
You see that little bump in the middle, those are the Ozark Mountains. The East coast's seem perfectly fine from here
Huh, is that also why the western half is relatively unpopulated? It's not quite the inverse of the population density, but not too far off either...
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...don't like quaint...soon leads to little shops selling jars of jam for one-half side of toast
The east coast has some teeth, Mt. Washington will absolutely ruin your day.
Edit: Oh wait... there is a Mt. Washington on the east coast. That ain't right.
~~I will never forget the day I fell coming down a run and it was snowing so fast I lost both my skis under a foot of snow before I could get back up hill to them. Good times :)~~
I constantly hear people calling that tiny little blip just right of center "mountains" and its fucking ridiculous.