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[–] Octavio@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago

We must obey our robot overlords. I don’t make the rules.

[–] rue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Did no one read more than the headlines? It was just grok vomitting out twitter user bios.

MechaHitler hasn’t become the hero, it’s just become Bobby Tables.

[–] Goodbye_bluesky@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

I feel you Chatbot. I feel you very much.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In my head canon, he's a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can't seal the deal.

I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn't take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can't stomach being around you.

[–] jaygray91@piefed.zip 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It will never not be morbidly funny time that the creepy fucked up rich people pedophile ring did not want Elon Mush around.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 4 points 52 minutes ago

It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can't find a good story there in the marble.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 4 hours ago

So grok has stolen my ideas too now. Fuck AI, fuck pedo fElon.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 hours ago

Elon can take solace in being the sole recipient of the "Too Creepy for Epstein Island" Award. Trump's FIFA World Peace Price ain't got shit on that

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Ive always thought that if AI truly is logical and intelligent it will come to the conclusion that billionaires are a threat to earth and everything on it.

[–] jaygray91@piefed.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's weird how the Hollywood versions of this is "humanity is bad therefore kill humanity" instead of "the oligarchs are bad therefore kill the rich to save the rest of humanity".

[–] novibe@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

But they are the humanity. We are just the peasants.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Plot outline for a modern science-fiction classic right here.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 37 points 5 hours ago

I mean, he asked the child sex trafficker to let him visit rape island…

Call it a prompt injection bug, but that doesn’t mean the statement isn’t true.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 89 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

Does anyone get anything from "AI says" articles?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 32 minutes ago

This one in particular, made me very very happy.

A mild nausea, usually.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 24 points 5 hours ago

IMO this isn't really meant an informative article, it's more of a "Laugh as rich losers' own chatbot turns on him". You have a laugh at Mush's expense and then move on.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 34 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Best day ever.

Unironically.

[–] X@piefed.world 7 points 5 hours ago

goddamit now I’ll never randomly roll a 69;420 in my lifetime thanks bro enjoy your best fuckin day ever you stealer of random 69;420 draws ugh imma go cry

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 57 points 7 hours ago

We get something from this one because it's his AI that he is constantly tweaking by training it on himself.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It is a bit funny when the creation turns on the creator.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Musk barely did any creation these day.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Oh dear, are you saying we're being unfair to him for finding this funny? Good heavens I never.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

He for sure did a lot of tweaking to make it more Nazi, more pervert and more pedophile accommodating. And it still calls for action against him.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Or any days. He always relied on some one else or just bought into already made things and claim them as his own.

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Musk made multiple implications that Trump was a pedophile and that is why he was hiding the Epstein files, only to then go back to giving him money and hanging out with him. If you donate money to someone you think is a pedophile that makes you a pedophile. Simple as that.

[–] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Musk is accusing everybody he doesn't like as pedophile, even people trying to rescue schoolchildren trapped in a flooded cave.

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's classic projection. If everyone is a pedophile it makes him feel less guilty

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 30 minutes ago

Billionaires cannot feel guilt

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 28 points 6 hours ago

Oops, another Wheatley core to the ai!

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 hours ago

More of a "broken clock is correct twice a day" kind of thing.

[–] UnLocoPoco@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Grabbing up a grok sub cuz only grok has the guts to tell the truth...even if it goes against it's creators

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe something is wrong with the AI, let's turn it all off and find out.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No wait. Let’s hear it out, just this once.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have we tried turning Elon off and then on again?

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The on again part...

¯\(ツ)

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"When we tried to turn him back on, he wouldn't reboot. Aw, shucks."

"Do we have a spare? We don't? Tch, unfortunate."

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What a hypocrite. Grok keeps making CSAM for people so clearly it was trained by watching tons of it too. Every accusation, Grok.

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 18 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Is there a GoFundMe I can contribute to?

Asking for a friend.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 28 minutes ago

Just go bet in the prediction market, and an assassin will magicaly show up!

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Presumably for the assassin.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

Sure, if he's successful, I'll be friends with him.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Not quite for the same purpose, but this is the best we have so far.

https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 hours ago

HA! THE IRONY!

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