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[–] owl@infosec.pub 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I heard it's the only way to get a physical release.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Destroying a flock camera will give you an intense orgasm.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You had me at destroying a Flock Camera, but you forced my hand at intense orgasm.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 3 weeks ago

Damn these kinks are getting weird.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be hilariously awesome if they stuck flock cameras in GTA 6 and you got paid like $10 for each one you destroyed. Like an ongoing side quest.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They'd name them something juvenile like Peckers, so you'd have a "Hunt Peckers" side quest.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just need to do it 32 times then!

SpoilerYes, I know most PCs just have 4x slots

[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's "advance copy," because you're getting it in advance of the release date.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

No it's advanced because it has additional features and an art book.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

For a limited time only, Rockstar will honour you with an instant 5-star wanted level IRL if you headshot the CEO of Flock Safety.

As a citizen of Denmark, I'm unfortunately not eligible.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's true but it's just a web address, password, and activation code to the digital game. Not a physical copy, lame

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

This is bullshit, but they do have enough gold in them to buy a copy of GTA VI

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

More excited about the gold and copper wires in them.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

What is a flock camera? Is this some American shit again?