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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I saw Bladerunner as a teenager and it affected me so much I'm now a grown-ass man living in a cyberpunk dystopia. Follow your dreams.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've got a hint for you, look at their username. It's sick as fuck.

I wish the d was capitalized but still awesome.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I laugh because it keeps me from crying.

Sidenote: I am often told that I laugh too much.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Now that's The Joker

[–] kepix@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

office space had some great eye opening lessons:

  • you can say no to overtime
  • some tasks are totally not important, and its insanely important to have a priority order, otherwise you go insane.
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I feel like the real lesson from Office Space is the importance of having an exit strategy.

People work in grey cubicals or Applebee's because they feel like they don't have a choice. Everyone in these jobs is unhappy, because if they believed in their ability to find happiness elsewhere they would already be gone.

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I set low initial expectations at my job, automated and simplified nearly every task. I work less than 20 hours a week on average. I have time for basically all my hobbies and get to spend tons of time with my kid and wife. It may be a grey cubicle and annoying but it pays well and i can get fulfillment elsewhere. Feel like anybody trying to get fulfilling experiences from work is looking at the picture upside down

[–] AnalogousFortune@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Hey what the hell do ya do for work?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The Matrix made me realise my whole reality was a lie and now I’m pro-Patriarchy, pro-Authority and pro-conformity just like the characters.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think people don't realize you're making fun of manosphere and alt right creators co opting the terms from the movies like red pill and others.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think Flight Club is a better idea of the right people walking away with the wrong message.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

RoboCop and Starship Troopers (by the same director, no less) are other examples of people completely missing the point, and taking the film at face value.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Robocop’s message was pretty simple, I thought. If you do crime, you’ll get your genitals shot off by a cyborg.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And if you're a cop, you're gonna work after death

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Alt Right tried to claim They Live as an anti-Jewish alligory.

Carpenter ended up tweeting:

“THEY LIVE is about yuppies and unrestrained capitalism. It has nothing to do with Jewish control of the world, which is slander and a lie.”

It's the example I cite whenever someone tried validating a smooth brain media interpretation by claiming "Death of the Author!".

[–] ThoGot@feddit.org 1 points 8 months ago

I couldn't even finish that movie and had to stop after about 30 min (not because it was bad, but just way too depressing lol)

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Office space started me thinking about early retirement plans.

[–] themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yep that movie is depressing, especially that traffic scene, I go through that every day. Even the changing lanes part, too relatable.