What does it mean now? This is the only definition I know.
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And there was a time that gay meant happy and a removed was a piece of fire wood. Though the Brits, in their usual word butchery, turned that into fag for cigarette.
Languages change and morph. They are living things. And despite the French's best effort to try and prevent it.
makes languages sound kinda gay, all that morphing and changing.
next you'll be telling me they have formal versions and informal versions too
Why yes, yes they do. And they best part is, nobody knows why.

Spike Milligan used it as meaning idiots/simpletons but says he first new the word from Alice the Goon
It is crazy how words change meaning. Surprising that low level mafia muscle was a Goon and now it somehow relates to the euphoria one experiences eating Fast Food Chinese crab rangoons.
While I love going at a china buffet as much as the next fella - I don't understand how it became associated with mob henchmen.
I would feel bad for arsenal supporters but they've always been a bunch of wankers.
Gives all new meaning to David Bowie's song Fashion.
We are the goon squad and we're coming to town, beep beep!
Or he's just a time traveler and knew exactly what he was doing...
Or he was David Bowie and was fucking weird
Australians think “rooting around” means something very different so you have to be careful not to use it in a work context.
People keep on using "glaze" to mean to excessively praise somebody, but I'm pretty sure it means to give a wet sloppy blowjob, so it's pretty weird hearing it used otherwise.
No glazing is what you do to their face after they've given you a wet sloppy blowjob. Thats where it gets its more conversational definition of showing excessive praise to someone.
I thought it was what you do to donuts..
Its derived from that yes
YES!! My wife was talking to our kids about glazing someone - I almost had a heart attack! They all knew the new term, I only knew the older!