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[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Cool any way u seem hot , imma goon

[–] lordziv@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was never with 'it' and I never cared to be.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

I have become the first to advocate for changes. We build the future, there is nothing in the past, the past does not exist.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

I still think of Goon as a hockey enforcer. As a Canadian, i'm obligated to.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With their hands & genitals out of frame, those two goons might actually be gooning.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

"I just wish she wouldn't talk so much."

"That's like, misogynistic as heck, man!"

"It just ruins the session!"

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys." - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

Edited to fix attribution. I was sure it was Dangerfield, but DDG says otherwise.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 21 hours ago

remember the old days when "tweeting" meant stabbing a hooker?

-Norm MacDonald

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boob or booby to mean stupid still lives on in boobytrap.

[–] RoundTheBlockTwice@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Sort of. Boobytrap comes from the seabird the blue-footed booby. A famously stupid seabird that sailors caught in such a trap.

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 174 points 2 days ago (10 children)

And grok used to mean "understand", not "nazi shithead propaganda machine".

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And meme used to refer to a unit of cultural information that spreads by imitation, not a funny picture on social media.

[–] TheBlindPew@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In fairness to memes, that definition is still largely true, its just that the common usage tends to refer to this specific form of meme. Like with squares and rectangles, not all anthropological memes are image macros, but all image macro memes are a subset of anthropological memes

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TIL grok is an actual word.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recommend Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein. It's a pretty influential work of early science fiction.

Mind you, it's been like 30 years since I read any Heinlein. Not sure I'd feel the same way about his stuff now as late teen me did, but the many books of his I read definitely shaped a lot of my philosophy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok

[–] orenj@leminal.space 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It was one of my favorite words.

Such is life

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Goon literally started out as the big nosed henchmen of the sea hag in the Popeye comic strip in the 1930s. It got applied to refer to anti-union fighters very quickly before it became a general purpose word meaning low-level henchman.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As stupid as it was, "Fap," made sense.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn’t it an onomatopoeia? It’s based on the sound “fap fap fap”

[–] Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

😅 Yeah it is.

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I miss when gay means happy.

Okay I'm not that old but i had a boss who said he's old enough to remember when gay literally means happy.

For me, my little pet peeve is when society changed the meaning of ironic to mean joking or satirical.

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My little pet peeve is when society changed the meaning of ironic to mean joking or satirical.

Satire: noun: wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would argue irony is PART of satire, not irony is satire.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 92 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.

[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Now what I'm with isn't it

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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 46 points 2 days ago (11 children)

You think you're annoyed?

image

The Goon by Eric Powell.

In a town full of zombies, degenerates, mad scientists, and assorted weirdos a two fisted thug runs things his way.

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[–] DEJED@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you all remember the movie “The Goonies”? Yeah… so many levels of wrong with this new definition when applied to that movie

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So don't apply it to that movie.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We really need to learn to not apply modern culture and standards backwards.

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[–] EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The Goonies would never work in these times. Kinda glad I grew up when I did.

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[–] Tango@piefed.ca 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Ironically (given the original name of this community), the ancient Chinese had entire discourses on the idea that in order for society to function correctly, people needed to be able to agree what words meant.

A superior man, in regard to what he does not know, shows a cautious reserve. If names be not correct, language is not in accordance with the truth of things. If language be not in accordance with the truth of things, affairs cannot be carried on to success. When affairs cannot be carried on to success, proprieties and music will not flourish. When proprieties and music do not flourish, punishments will not be properly awarded. When punishments are not properly awarded, the people do not know how to move hand or foot. Therefore a superior man considers it necessary that the names he uses may be spoken appropriately, and also that what he speaks may be carried out appropriately. What the superior man requires is just that in his words there may be nothing incorrect.

--Master Kong (AKA Confucius)

https://ctext.org/analects/zi-lu

The established names of the later kings: penal and legal terms followed those of Shang, noble titles followed those of Zhou, literary titles followed those of Li. As for miscellaneous names applied to all things, they conformed to the established customs and conventions of Zhuxia; in distant regions with different local customs, these were adapted accordingly for general understanding.

As for miscellaneous names applied to people: the inherent nature that causes a person to be what he is called "xing." The harmony of xing gives rise to refined interactions and responsive 感应; when things occur effortlessly and naturally without deliberate action, this is called xing. The inclinations of xing—liking, disliking, joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness—are called qing. When the emotions arise and the mind makes choices in response, this is called lü (deliberation). When the mind deliberates and is thus able to act intentionally, this is called wei. When deliberation accumulates and becomes habitual, and only then achieves formation, it is called wei. Acting in accordance with what is righteous and beneficial is called shi (affairs or actions). Acting in accordance with righteousness is called xing (conduct or behavior). The capacity for knowledge within a person is called zhi. When knowledge aligns with something, it is called zhi (wisdom). The capacity for action within a person is called neng. When ability aligns with something, it is also called neng (capability). When xing is harmed, it is called bing (illness or affliction). A person's encounter with measured circumstances is called ming (fate or destiny): these are the miscellaneous names applied to people, and they represent the established terms of later kings.

Therefore, when a sovereign establishes names, once names are fixed and realities distinguished, the Way is put into practice and aspirations become clear; thus, he carefully leads the people toward unity. Therefore, to split words and arbitrarily create names in order to confuse established terms, causing the people to be doubtful and leading to frequent disputes among them, is called a great jian (great villain or great wrongdoer). Their crime is still akin to that of falsifying tokens, seals, and measurements. Therefore, the people dare not fabricate strange words to confuse established names; thus, their people are sincere and upright. Sincerity makes them easy to lead, and being easy to lead leads to public harmony. The people dare not fabricate strange terms to confuse established names, so they remain unified in the Way and law, and are careful to follow commands. If this is done, then their legacy will be enduring. An enduring legacy and accomplished achievements represent the highest attainment of governance. This is the achievement of carefully upholding the conventions of names. Now that the sage kings have passed away, the guardianship of names has become lax; strange terms arise, and the correspondence between names and realities becomes confused. When the forms of right and wrong are unclear, even those officials who uphold the law and Confucian scholars who recite canonical texts also fall into disorder. If a sovereign were to arise, he would surely follow established names while also creating new ones as needed. Therefore, the reasons for having names, the basis on which things are deemed the same or different, and the essential principles of establishing names must not be overlooked.

--Master Xun

https://ctext.org/xunzi/zheng-ming

Of course, there are also plenty of modern examples of how unclear communication can cause catastrophe.

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)

And there was a time that gay meant happy and a removed was a piece of fire wood. Though the Brits, in their usual word butchery, turned that into fag for cigarette.

Languages change and morph. They are living things. And despite the French's best effort to try and prevent it.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Did you self-censor? It says "removed" in italics. I don't know what a piece of fire wood could be called to be so offensive to self-censor

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We used it to mean cigarette before yanks turned it into a slur. You're the butchers here!

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

F@g for cigarette is still used in the UK. So much so that the BBC once used it in the 2010s to refer to cigarettes in a news report.

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