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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pro move, honestly. Otherwise it can be really hard telling which of your twins is which.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world -2 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

That's honestly cool - not cool she was killed, that is tragic. But personally I'd have been thrilled to get a variety pack like that, nature is so interesting and they'd both be my kids regardless of who fathered them.

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[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago

I think that's just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The concept of "twins" is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Eggs "(in mammals)" as opposed to what other thing in other animal groups?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eggs in non-mammals? Like, notably, chicken eggs?

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah I get what you mean now, I kept thinking which animals do not have eggs but do get twins...

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Heh, I added that because I KNOW if I hadn't and just said "eggs" (or even "egg cells"), some smartass would've come along like "what, they didn't know what this 🥚🥚🐣 is?" You just CANNOT win with the internet ;D

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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the cut-off for "nature"? I mean, it's not like DNA tests grow wild on the PCR plains, and it seems to me that the DNA test was the "tattle tale".

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought the same thing for about 3 seconds. Look at the photo. There is a natural dead giveaway that these two babies don't have the same dad.

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Don't know if humans work that way but cats do.

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Damn Zeus and his macanation

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

I've seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.

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