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Well, I'll be a legend for the ages, but will die at Hoover Dam.
So...both?
I just started playing Vintage Story. Upsides: no taxes, and my house can be as big or small as I want it. Downsides: I will have to slave away every day or I will die, and will probably die repeatedly even if I do. Sort-of upside: dying is merely inconvenient (so far, anyway).
I'm the Dark Urge? Ya'll better watch out.
so glad I started playing Dispatch after I did a few rounds of Helldivers 2 last night
Cyberpunk, so like a way cooler looking version of me with blade arms and a double jump. I’m down, that fucks hard.
Warhammer 40k - Space Marine 2 ;)
wakes up in Hunt:Showdown
Ah, fuck.....
Me: "I WILL be Elden Lord"
Also Me: refuses to level past 1
minecraft, so I think I'm a threat to the society
As in I wake up as the character or wake up in the same place as them as the character?
Last game I played was Green Hell, so if I wake up in the Amazon, I think I'll be dead pretty quickly.
If I just wake up as Jake, I should be okay if I didn't go to sleep with worms, parasites, leeches, poisoned or a bite by a venomous creature.
Sidenote: Is venomed a real word?
It might’ve been a specific type of adult game.
I’ll be all right. And, ironically, very fucked.
My new life goal would be just one directive: "The factory... MUST... GROW!!!!!1"
Oh shit! Here we go again.
I played tetris 😅 like 25/30 y ago...
I actually don't remember... So I might be a Spanish pirate working for the French in the 1640s and I have been made a baron and I got lots of land a mountain of gold... I think I am doing fine in a world without flush toilets.
Vintage Story, sooo bad?
Well I get revived everytime I die but I will a whole lot.
I played hollow knight, so I guess I'm Gregor Samsa now.
I just replayed half-life 2 so I find this pretty epic
Donkey Kong 64. cool.
I'm replaying Portal, so I guess I'm a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.
Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn't ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through...I'd be pretty damn fucked.
Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked
It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don't remember which but I'm screwed if I can't figure out how to keep my armor on.
Mad Max Rockatansky.
A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it's time to embrace the "mad" part.
Endgame Terraria mage with a mostly cleansed world. I think I'm ok.
it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.
Casualties Unknown. WHY ME?
Wait unless it just means I’ll be an expie. In that case, YES!
My last played game was Railroader so I guess we drivin trains today!
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me 🙁
Age of Mythology?
There's a little known record of a man named Henry during the medieval period of Bohemia who, one day, went absolutely mad, started talking to everyone while picking flowers repeatedly until he couldn't carry any more because it was "legge day" and turned to alchemy. He apparently kept drinking a type of schnapps that he claimed would "keep him alive forever".
Frontiers of Pandora. I'm a 10ft tall blue chick. Navigating the house is going to be interesting.
I'm a mech pilot in the middle of a weird apocalypse (Mech Knight Nightmare). Could be worse.
REDACTED, so... really not great.
I'd wake up in creative mode Minecraft with zero hostile mobs, so I think I'd be good. Just fly around and build my world. ✌🏻
Minecraft too, survival but if I can continue my world I'm basically immortal
Starting from scratch I'm a little scared but nothing good ol strip mines can't fix
A helldiver. It'll be exciting, but that means I have a life expectancy of roughly 20 minutes on average.... With my skill set it'll be closer to 30 seconds.
Haha, I'm playing through Mina the Hollower. I get to be a cute mouse girl, but live in a terrifying world full of monsters. Sorry Lionel, I changed my mind about repairing the spark generators. I'm just going to stay in town and hang out, if ya don't mind.
Quake 4, so I'm Corporal Matthew Kane. Hopefully, post stroggification? Half human, half machine.
Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.
I guess I'm a young woman now, if we go by the art of Metal Bringer. 