Superhot.
I guess I'm made of red glass polygons. But time stops if I stop moving.
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Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
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ARISE NOW, YE TARNISHED!
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Does freecell have a main character?
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This is a weird and fun coincidence!
It was my birthday yesterday and one of the two devs of hotline miami and his brother took me out to the bars, many hours and beers in we talked about how fucked we'd be if we got transported to that universe. And now this thread pops up with your comment and remember that discussion which I had forgotten in the mist of the night till now.
Damn, what a crazy coincidence. Also that's pretty awesome that you know one of the devs, and happy birthday too!
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do you like hurting people? intensifies
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ESO, so I'm a DPS Templar, now?
[clicks tongue] Noice. 💁🏿♀️
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