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[–] queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to have a cat who loved to sit on keyboards, so I set one of my old ones up on a stand above and behind my actual keyboard, and she would come up and hang out on it while I worked. I would often have a switch up there as well, and she'd rest her head on it, so I called her my netcat daemon. I miss her.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Oh this is just fucking precious

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

I have to do this with a warm shirt while folding laundry.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I assumed that cats did this because they wanted attention, not because they like sitting on laptops. Plus, the decoy laptop doesn’t have any parts that will get warm.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you can selfhost an instance from it

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The laptop? ....or the cat?

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 5 points 2 weeks ago

it would be about as reliable either way

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'd figure this a case of 'i will just try anything that allows me to use my laptop', if that's true OP will just try something else.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That cat has the look of betrayal. "Your hands are supposed to be here, not over there"

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

That cat's waiting for your hands to make their way over

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

She knows she's been hoodwinked

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 2 points 2 weeks ago

this is how antibodies work