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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago

There's a lot of overlap there

[–] kittenz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago

I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 week ago

Holy shit this is boomer af

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Ba dum tsss!

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Does she at least let you hump her leg?

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 20 points 1 week ago

Boomer? Yes.

But Rodney Dangerfield was great.

"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...

He made me pay in advance."

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Everyone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine having sex. Can't be me.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 1 points 1 week ago

And then getting cooties🤮🤕

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable

Women don’t fuck people they don’t like

[–] fake_username@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dont marry in the first place

[–] fake_username@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

too late, my wife is lovely

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)

[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really wish it were that simple...

[–] banause@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago