arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?
this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2026
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I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much
Holy shit this is boomer af
She says yes when I ask.
Same. I've never had your wife turn me down either.
She never turns anyone down that's one of the things I love about her.
True, even got her to do that one thing no other wife ever wants to do.
Ba dum tsss!
Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?
Ha Ha, wife bad!
Does she at least let you hump her leg?
Boomer? Yes.
But Rodney Dangerfield was great.
"I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal...
He made me pay in advance."
Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer
Everyone is saying "boomer" and "Facebook" but I'm interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀
Imagine having sex. Can't be me.
Imagine having sex
heck, imagine having two sex
And then getting cooties🤮🤕
Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.
If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable
Women don’t fuck people they don’t like
divorce
Dont marry in the first place
too late, my wife is lovely
Shitttt my master plannn you foiled it. Congrats on finding someone tho hope everything stays lovely and stuff :)
I really wish it were that simple...
divocre