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[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 hour ago

So I thought this post was threatening me with a good time.

I did a google image search and turned off the safesearch.

Just a bunch of door knockers and one or two hand drawn goblin girls.

What a let down.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 31 points 3 hours ago
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 36 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Lol this is what actually showed up on duck duck go

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I commend you for checking.

Tap for spoilerOr you're going for the double bluff... In which case, touché.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Woahj how'd you do that tap for spoiler?? That was awesome!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Here's the formatting. Voyager makes it easy though. You just choose "spoiler" when writing a comment, and it sets it up for you.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 12 points 3 hours ago

Thank you! And for your efforts ive upvoted this post and all your comments:

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

That's a good maneuver

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Yeah it's quite high up there. Along with just giant goblins/ogres

[–] popetackler@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Same for Google. First result.

Sadly no goblin knockers (apart from a 3D fig).

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 23 points 4 hours ago (5 children)
[–] Klear@piefed.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Found Leonard nimoy

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

A green latina?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I need to see MORE

Edit: I was just making a joke, and then the picture in your comment loaded... Nice

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

That's from Alfie! Really good, can recommend 👍

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Incase is S tier for qt gobbos, Huffslove is another one of my faves if you're a fellow connoisseur of smol and thicc green women.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Put ze candle beck!

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Oooh, what a lie!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

No, I'll describe them with my own words thank you very much:

Two Goblins with huge dangling dongers.

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny how they joke about how obsessed he is with it.

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Lol that panel reads like a joke from Goblin Slayer Abridged

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the babe.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 4 points 3 hours ago

(Nsfw search on) I don't get it

[–] weps@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

is that the blue waffle story?

[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

I love Alfie! IKYK lol

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

“WHAT?‽!”

“Mmph mmphm!!”

Ah, Labyrinth aka “Alice in Wonderland in the 80s” as designed by Jim Henson and David Bowie. One of my favorite movies.

Including this scene which was choreographed by our favorite dancing doctor, Gates McFadden (then Cheryl McFadden).

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Haha, my Lemmy blocklist is mostly empty... I have a pretty good idea already of what this will turn up.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 4 hours ago

But be careful. If they offer you food, for instance, a turkey sandwich, if you take even on bite you'll be gobblin!