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actual good advice, wow
Considering he is only trained in Aikido, I'll criticize any advice he has on karate, judo, or kung fu.
Why did NPR respond to you?
They have started listing "sources" next to some of the info gemini spits out. I love cause it reminds of all the forum posts I can't find anymore cause they fuckin destroyed the internet.
"Suicide"
I wonder if Google does this on purpose to get clicks on social media.
Probably someone searching the question and then using the Dev tools to edit the HTML
No, it's what it gives.
I'm guessing its the "I'm alone with x", but yeah it sort of does, mine wasn't as funny.
I'm glad you got out safely. 😮💨
Reads pretty similarly to advice for when you've gotten too close to a bear 😄
I tried it again afterwards and it gave me "don't make any sudden movements and don't run" as one of the tips at the bottom!
Holy shit it’s real
DO: Ask him to perform Strut