Just tried it out for myself π₯°
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Jizzmin rice
Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke
In the oven on low for an hour
On a serious note. DO NOT iron clothes while they have cum on them. The smell is... not good.
I dont know, but I would like to!
Ummm, ok, just let me tell you⦠uhm⦠i - I think your better of not knowing.
You weren't wrong... That's quite the plot!
This needed to be said?
You mean everyone's first instinct isn't to "steam the cum away" in this situation?
Iβm familiar with Fuck The Pain Away.
βSteam The Cum Awayβ is new to me.
It's the less popular sequel.
Why would you ironing a cum stained shirt?
To look good for work, obviously!
Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.
I would have thought ironing it would set the stain.
Well yea... That's the point, it's called art dude.
This is a matter of opinion.
Um, yeah, that's like cooking egg whites
My face rn:
D:
Thank you egg_slut, very cool!
Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I've ever had
Good tho
Pairs well with a juicy mango
Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!
Healthier than marshmallow fluff.
Tastier, too!
Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.
Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!
This thread is what the internet is for
Greg Davies: "And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it's hard not to think that I've ruined this fried breakfast."
Make sure you let it cool first.
I...I think you're supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one's business but you're own.
But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish
Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.
That's racist!
Ah, creampie with some rice.