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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago
[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 4 points 9 hours ago

"Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this "doorframe" monstrosity? It's bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?"

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)
[–] Spezi@feddit.org 5 points 7 hours ago

Forbidden Oreo

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf how does the pattern look so scary

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

A lot of your would-be ancestors died of spider attacks.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

Lol door butt.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 11 hours ago

That's Secretary of Tunnel Affairs Cyclocosmia, you peasant! You're getting stamped for that!

[–] Frettchen@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

The other doors are lazy asses, so I end up dooring all the time.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 116 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Well what's the text? oh.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

That's a door that gets around.

[–] RovingDiary@lemmy.zip 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Now on Disney+

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Being a Door can seem deceptively easy. You have one job. What if you let the wrong person in??

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

"You pass butter"

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 day ago

YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

[https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.

I'm glad they get breaks.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Nodor. Hodon't.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 23 hours ago

Always too soon

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 12 points 1 day ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Nobody can be a better door

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey at least he HAS a purpose.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I wish my purpose in life would be that simple

[–] Sibshops@feddit.cl 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least he's a valued member of the comunity

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

We don't know for sure that they appreciate his contribution. Probably there are Karen ants complaining that it's still a little drafty.

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 3 points 21 hours ago

Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.

Waddya mean "just" seems pretty important.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The brain the size of a galaxy...

[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

The fate of some protoss zealot

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Well that's interesting/freaky as fuck.

hey man, sometimes God puts you on earth with a purpose

https://youtu.be/FoIkN4yX-jk