this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] TheLunatickle@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 hour ago

Right? I can't think of any scifi that refers to the sun as helios?

[–] supercargo@r.nf 4 points 32 minutes ago

Government is the UN.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 13 minutes ago

Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.

[–] LazyBaby@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Tropes exist because they work and who cares what the money is called

[–] dabu@lemmy.world 9 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

Yeah, I like being thrown into a new world and still somehow understanding the basics of it so it's familiar. No need to name everything differently if that's not the focus of the game.

Credits will do fine

[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 10 points 47 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 31 minutes ago

Watto, lul!

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Credits are for future and guns, it's coins/pieces of gold/silver when swords.

[–] ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago

Somehow I understand completely & agree.

[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 5 points 36 minutes ago

The money can’t be any real earth currency, and making up something like florbs would also make people roll their eyes. Credits is fine