Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was a real suite talker....

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I assume that you turned down the service.

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Turn down for what

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Ho-kayy

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

The noise.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Im gonna hotel this joke to my friends

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I hope they weren’t hostel about it

[–] escapedgoat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I once had a hotel manager try to upsell me on a suite with two floors. But that's another story.

[–] Danika7@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

One of the very bests of all time! I love it! 😄👌🥳🎀