this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2026
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[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine seeing this rule on a non-verb tho?

"And kin' and queen..."

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

And I took that personally.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Endin a word with -g just doesn't sound very melodic

[–] radix@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't "sing" melodies, you can only sin' them.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Ah so that's why the world is full of sinners

[–] WillyD@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

They see me rollin', they hatin'.