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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The guy learning Rust:

draws a smiley face on an old rusty iron pan and proceeds talking to it

[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I like rusty spoons.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

ok well there was your mistake, you have to talk to a crab

[–] gooballer@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

isn't the language named after the fungi rust

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There will be robot replica Legolas one day and we should make it say this line

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I tried this first-hand. I asked a Python what data classes were and when I should use them. The Python hissed at me. Now, whenever someone suggests using data classes, I just hiss at them. It's a technique that's saved me and my code a dozen times!

[–] dsilverz@catodon.rocks 5 points 3 weeks ago

The guy learning Web Ontology Language:

!programmer_humor@programming.dev

A photo (seemingly a screen capture from a capcut video) depicting a man in a home environment (seemingly in a laundry), talking while standing before an Eagle-Owl (seemingly an Eurasian Eagle-Owl, Bubo bubo) perched atop a washing machine.

If I give you another mouse will you tell me how to do AI?

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

at night they say "Nee!"