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Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.
Did he actually try it, or did he pay a kid to try it for him? 🤔
Maybe he tried but kept dying in the tutorial mission? Considering his past gaming highlights, he may be telling the truth here...
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Shooting a cop in game is just lame, when you already have 600.000 deaths (so far) on your name by scrapping USAID and forced millions into poverty with corruption.
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Well, GTA5 doesn't even have an option to ask your friend, who has a private island, to take you to his wildest parties, so Elon was disappointed that he could not live out his crime fantasies!
Not at launch, but it does have that now in the online mode. He still wouldn't like it. The parties are just normal parties without any children and you go to the island specifically to rob the owner. But it can be done solo.
The parties are just normal parties without any children
Don't think this for even a second. The amount of money and evil these ghouls have is unimaginable.
The person we can name and point our finger at is dead, but all of the despicable motherfuckers that were around him that made this possible are still around, still obscenely rich, and still obscenely evil.
A literal "think-tank" was involved in forcibly suiciding that piece of shit after a conversation about optics, culpability, etc. These people have hurt other people for fun rabies and they need to be put down.
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Drop me games that involve shooting the police, but are not GTA!
(IDK, I just don't like GTA's style of humor and stuff, also saw "free play" kind of stuff harmful to gaming since I was a kid for some reason.)
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Couldn't do it in the sense that he tried and couldn't hit.
Then he cried like that time he showed everybody that he can't hit anything in poe without melting in 2 seconds.
After that he jizzed into a test tube because he can't hit that pussy neither.
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What a pussy
Li estas piĉo.
Haven’t played.
Tried.
How does one try a game without playing it? Like taking a small nibble out of the box?
Am I missing something here? One guy said he hadn't played, a second guy said he tried. Is that first account a known Elon burner or something?
Oh fuck me I thought it was Elon replying to himself.
Meh I’m keeping it up.
Always be yourself. Also the track record is heavily in your favor. Imagine exploiting people on such a large scale that you're lonely enough to talk to yourself publicly. I'd be fucking locked up in a psych ward for this behavior.
I mean, even if it was I feel like that would just be being annoyingly pedantic. I wouldn't describe quitting a game in the opening sequence as having 'played' that game.
Just the tip, you know?
I mean if you watch the opening scene of a movie and then stop, have you watched it?
If it's a movie that starts with the ending then the rest is a flash back, then you can say with confidence you know how it ends.
If you watch the opening have you created a movie scene?
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